Here at Punctuation World we have a large overstock of semicolons. This is due to the continuing worldwide decline in their popularity and use, particularly in poetry, where they are currently widely disparaged.
Now is the time to stock up on semicolons, as their popularity is sure to rise in the next decade. These are high quality, never used, first edition semicolons. Don’t be deceived by devious competitors who sell inferior semicolons at cut rates. Most of the cheap semicolons found at other distributors have either been mistreated, overused, or both. More often than not, poor quality semicolons just do not hold up and have to be replaced soon after use. In contrast, our semicolons come with a lifetime warranty.
As part of this special sale, and for a limited time, buy two bags of semicolons (approximately 50 per bag) and receive absolutely free a mini-bag of 25 ampersands! These ampersands are guaranteed to also be of high quality and are either new or certified refurbished.
Visit PunctuationWorld.com now to order your semicolons. At these prices, they won’t last long.
