HumorThe Round Earth Hoax
https://youtu.be/FcMYfIJ5wfI?si=oc9usQqi26URpAvt It has been, I confess, a bracing season for the human mind. At long last—after centuries of being gently herded by men in…
Humor, Poetryan interesting night in the emergency room
i was halfway into a pint of ben & jerry’s and halfway through a bowl of blue dream when my sister called voice like…
Fiction, HumorYour call is important to us
They brought me in on a six-week contract to “optimize client contact channels”—which, in plain English, meant building a phone system so soul-destroying that…
Fiction, HumorDELETE MY PICTURES
“I want you to delete all the pictures of me,” she said. I was sitting in the tub with my feet sticking out like…
Fiction, HumorBig Semicolon Sale!
Here at Punctuation World we have a large overstock of semicolons. This is due to the continuing worldwide decline in their popularity and use, particularly in…
Humor, Poetrybillionaires gone bitchmode: the final tweetdown
one says "without me, you'd have lost." the other says "epstein files, bro." and just like that two assholes who once held hands under…
Fiction, HumorTariffs
The morning started the way it always did: half a joint and a bowl of Frosted Flakes. The cereal was stale and the joint…
Humor, Poetrythis poem is for every drunk who is sober today
I told this to a waiter taking my drink order. “I don’t drink when I’m sober.” He stared at me for a long moment.…
Art, HumorThe Spotlight Effect
The SPOTLIGHT EFFECT is the psychological phenomenon by which people tend to believe they are being noticed more than they really are. Being that…