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The Round Earth HoaxHumor

The Round Earth Hoax

Lance WatsonApril 11, 2026

https://youtu.be/FcMYfIJ5wfI?si=oc9usQqi26URpAvt It has been, I confess, a bracing season for the human mind. At long last—after centuries of being gently herded by men in…

an interesting night in the emergency roomHumor, Poetry

an interesting night in the emergency room

Lance WatsonOctober 11, 2025

i was halfway into a pint of ben & jerry’s and halfway through a bowl of blue dream when my sister called voice like…

Your call is important to usFiction, Humor

Your call is important to us

Lance WatsonSeptember 7, 2025

They brought me in on a six-week contract to “optimize client contact channels”—which, in plain English, meant building a phone system so soul-destroying that…

DELETE MY PICTURESFiction, Humor

DELETE MY PICTURES

Lance WatsonAugust 15, 2025

“I want you to delete all the pictures of me,” she said. I was sitting in the tub with my feet sticking out like…

Big Semicolon Sale!Fiction, Humor

Big Semicolon Sale!

Raymond HuffmanAugust 8, 2025

Here at Punctuation World we have a large overstock of semicolons. This is due to the continuing worldwide decline in their popularity and use, particularly in…

billionaires gone bitchmode: the final tweetdownHumor, Poetry

billionaires gone bitchmode: the final tweetdown

Lance WatsonAugust 1, 2025

one says "without me, you'd have lost." the other says "epstein files, bro." and just like that two assholes who once held hands under…

TariffsFiction, Humor

Tariffs

Lance WatsonMay 22, 2025

The morning started the way it always did: half a joint and a bowl of Frosted Flakes. The cereal was stale and the joint…

this poem is for every drunk who is sober todayHumor, Poetry

this poem is for every drunk who is sober today

Mike CasettaNovember 21, 2024

I told this to a waiter taking my drink order. “I don’t drink when I’m sober.” He stared at me for a long moment.…

The Spotlight EffectArt, Humor

The Spotlight Effect

Davey DoApril 3, 2023

The SPOTLIGHT EFFECT is the psychological phenomenon by which people tend to believe they are being noticed more than they really are. Being that…