It came from the depths of the sewhers of New York:
Pasty faced
Flaming orange hair
Highlighted, feral raccoon eyes
Swamp Thing
Decades in the making
This instant horror classic hearkens back to the Golden Age
of movie making when everyone was under
unbreakable contract and everyone knew their place
It builds walls
It creates jobs for workers but doesn’t pay them
It makes business deals with the enemy
It reviles the people who trusted it
Lies to them and cheats them too and still they revere him!
Swamp Thing
Who could forget films such as:
The Swamp Women
Cat People from Mars
Creature from the Black Lagoon
And
Zza Zza Gabor In Queen of Outer Space
Swamp Thing out slimes them all!
Swamp Thing starring
Mighty Joe “Young” McCarthy
Roy “The Killer” Cohn
Far Out NSA Chief Flynn
Top Adviser Steve “The Terminator” Bannon
And Guest Starring:
“The Enabler” Kelly Ann Conway
Don’t miss it!
Swamp Thing is rated R
Mature audiences only
