Jesus turned water into wine.
I smuggled pot.
Jesus got nailed by the cops.
So did I.
Jesus had long hair.
Me, too.
Jesus walked on water
& raised a man from the dead.
I got sober,
speaking of miracles.
Jesus fed 5 loaves of bread
& 2 fishes to 5 thousand people.
If I could grow a beard
that would be another similarity.
