My gay friend told me
he masturbates
three times a day.
Ewww, I couldn’t help
thinking.  One of my
bad habits,  judging others.
But three times a day?
I thought, bro, way
too much information.
And don’t you think
once a week’s enough?
My gay friend told me
he masturbates
three times a day.
Ewww, I couldn’t help
thinking.  One of my
bad habits,  judging others.
But three times a day?
I thought, bro, way
too much information.
And don’t you think
once a week’s enough?