Zombies Bless America

never tell a zombie the truth
never lie to a zombie
never say things to a zombie you wouldn’t say to your own mother
never stare directly into the eyes of a zombie
never give money to a panhandling zombie
if a zombie ain’t broke, don’t fix him
a zombie saved is a zombie earned
never give a zombie a bath on Saturdays
necessity is the mother of the zombie
the shortest distance between two points is a zombie
zombies are the best medicine
two zombies don’t make a right
zombies do as zombies will
don’t throw the zombie out with the bathwater
Billy Graham once saved a zombie
zombies will make America great again