WHY YOU SHOULDN’T BE A POET

*you wanna eat
*you like sunsets a lot
*your mom said she’d buy your book
* you like to read
* you know you can write a good  poem you just haven’t done it
*you slept with your creative writing teacher because you went to one of his readings
*you want an audience
*you expect a response to your submission
*if your writing journal says “Live, Laugh,Love”