was
older than he looked,

was
impressed
by the smell of his own farts,

lied
about everything,

never
held a job for long,

ate
everything,

drank
anything,

and
changed his shorts

no
more
than once a week.

Tony had
3 bad marriages,

4 shack-ups,

and
that one month he
never cared to talk about.

i liked
Tony.