according to webMD
for three weeks every month women prefer men
with feminine features as they are more likely to be committed and nurturing
for one week every month
they prefer men with strong jaws and cheekbones
and a sense of humour signifying good levels of testosterone and intelligence
i’ve been wearing a george clooney mask
and facial implants for three days now and its becoming unbearable
maybe tonight i’ll get to rip them off
