A dried booger fell
from my left nostril
as I asked the cashier for 2 lottery tickets
I saw it
she saw it
I saw that she saw it
she saw that I saw that she saw it
she handed me the tickets
I handed her the cash
I turned for the door
there was nothing else that needed saying
but then she said, “You forgot your receipt”

Image credit:Braydon Anderson

Sunken ships--the rats calling the place home didn't make it out either--the oldest daughter didn't like me to begin with and Momma didn't know what to do with my love in the corral--I decided not to wait around for the movie and headed for Arizona where I met Jaci--she liked me pretty much and was into history--I told her I would meet her in the Indian ruins that night for love in the dust--

she said, "oooooooooo that makes me so wet!"

How did I do, Jay? Is this what you were looking for?