The sex falls in flecks and sputters as the limousine windows slide down more laughable gracelessness Matt Lauer and the ridiculousness of his James Bond villainous office desk door locker the “oh another oneness” of Tom Brokaw putting his arms around a reporter’s waist in a Denver studio and proposing an affair the whole world knows now that the allegedly beloved TV anchor is just another goddamned schmuck plus The Onion said Bill Cosby (America’s Dad) was disoriented after the jury slipped a conviction into his verdict and we all laughed at the disgraced comedian all us girls wear jade and silver now some guys too