Great news! If you’d like to publish my work,
my submission window is now open
and will stay open until the cows come home.
There is no charge to ask for my poems
but if you want to get in there first,
I can provide an expedited response to the value
of a one-month (ad-free) Netflix subscription.
I accept requests for all forms of poetry
especially failed villanelles, and from time to time,
sonnets with an obvious forced rhyme.
Please include an introduction to your journal,
typed in any font and using any line spacing you want,
however, it must be between thirty-two and thirty-three words
and contain at least one number and special character.
I do consider simultaneous requests,
and if I do happen to say yes to more than one journal,
the outright winner will be decided with a game
of musical chairs to the tune of Switzerland’s
2004 Eurovision Song Contest entry.
I wish you the best of luck!

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