this isn’t a divey place
you and your family
can come here
and get your beer
in a safe environment of
gambling and drunken townsfolk
why there’s kiddie beer for little Joey
and Sissy loves her Rolling Rock
Mom is into organics
so she can relax with Natural Ice
that’s a whole case of Budweiser
for hard working dad
to get
totally out of it- shit faced- inebriated
on the weekend!
and don’t forget to give Scruffy the dog a bowl of Bud too!
you’ll feel right at home
at your local family beer distributor
