* Be an asshole (they’re interesting).
* Spill a drink on the page.
* Eat shit for breakfast. Write about it by dinner.
* Waste some words just to show off.
* Get down all the dirt you can and cry till it’s mud.
* Gamble. But remember the devil’s eyes roll on the slot machine.
* Fill your genitals with ink but don’t be too eager to cum.
* Write on notebook paper with lines but stay outside of them.
* Take a dump but clean up your shit.
* Hang from your dirty laundry.