Oh, you tubby lubby of mine
You big boss man fire me
Tie me to your tree and stretch me
Make me scream mon petit carrot cake
Swim on me
Breast stroke all over me
Drive me on your beautiful golf course
Take me into your tower
My sweet coming billionaire
My gorgeous orgasmic El Presidente
Oh, Dongaldo, Dongaldski, Dongaldez,
Chongfu! Povtoreniye! Repetir!

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Eliot Jacobson is a retired professor of mathematics and computer science, with a specialty in casino games. Eliot has been writing poetry most of his life, but finds words and metaphors very difficult compared to numbers and logic. Nowadays, Eliot spends much of his time as a docent at the local zoo and helping to produce & direct shows for the local community access TV station. More recently Eliot has joined up with the local police department as a volunteer cop.  Eliot still appreciates writing about himself in the 3-rd person. Some say Eliot has become a mystical traveler on the great highway of life, others think Eliot should drink more beer wine.