Jesus turned water into wine.
I smuggled pot.

Jesus got nailed by the cops.
So did I.

Jesus had long hair.
Me, too.

Jesus walked on water
& raised a man from the dead.

I got sober,
speaking of miracles.

Jesus fed 5 loaves of bread
& 2 fishes to 5 thousand people.

If I could grow a beard
that would be another similarity.