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Albert Lee

Albert Lee is terminally saucy. Catfished from Honolulu, Hawai'i with a disgustingly generous financial aid package, he is currently a sophomore at Macalester College in Saint Paul, Minnesota. "Follow the money," his very Taiwanese parents said. When his Bipolar II disorder isn't forcing him to bake red velvet cookies at 2:47 am or marathon 13 Reasons Why for nine hours straight, he obsessively works on a book of poetry about mass shootings in America. Why? Because you probably can't name five people, if any, who have died in a mass shooting in the past twenty years. #MakeAmericaCareAgain